Random thoughts for the day

• Thank goodness for coffee. Some days I wouldn't be able to survive without it. Today it's helping to keep me energized so that I can get some cleaning done. In case you are wondering - It's Starbucks Verona blend with a lot of milk and sugar.
• My kid has the worst smelling farts in the world. I do not look forward to him eating solids since it will only make the smell worse. I actually had to open up the windows this morning to air out our apartment after a gassy episode.
• I really look forward to watching TV tonight. A new season of 'House' starts tonight! I really do believe that TV is an awful waste of time other than the occasional news story or educational program... the problem is that I really LIKE TV.
  
• We got our family photos in the mail today and I'm really upset that the frame we ordered didn't come with glass. Hello!?!?! I could have gotten three frames of the same quality and for the same price at Target... but they would have had glass. I'm wondering if I can send it back. I really assumed that all picture frames came with glass. Am I crazy?
  
• I would love to wake up tomorrow morning and own everything ever created by Chanel and Oscar de la Renta. Let's add to that list everything in Victoria Beckham's closet [that's Posh Spice for you un-hip people].
  
• I'm hoping that Heather and Daniel and little Miriam are adjusting well. Bringing home a baby is a big deal.
  
• I'm now taking applications from people who want to clean our apartment [for free]. You can apply by leaving a comment below or emailing me at Mrs. Ruybalid@hotmail.com.
• I am also taking applications from people who would like to cook us three gourmet meals a day [also for free]. You can apply the same way as above.
• Martha Stewart would be horrified by me. I'm the worst housewife [or 'household manager'] on Earth. Are there superwoman pills I can take that will convince me that our apartment is not a dump and I should keep it clean?
• I totally added things to my To Do list that I have already completed just so I could cross them off and feel better about life. I feel like I accomplished something already. What a great day!