GQ Baby Interview with James

Exclusive Interview with James Grey Ruybalid
by Ida Poo D'mipants

We got the chance to sit down and chat with James Grey, 10 months, famous for his good looks and charm. We got the exclusive on his love life, what he does to keep in shape, what he does in his spare time, and how he feels about being a baby.

GQ: How do you stay in such great shape?
James: I’m on a very healthy diet of formula and solids. I love sweet potatoes and oatmeal. I also eat a lot of crackers through out the day. I stay pretty active which helps to burn off the calories. I spend a lot of my day crawling, pulling myself up, attempting to stand, and playing.

GQ: Do you have a favorite game?
James: I have several. I love hanging upside-down, playing peek-a-boo, being chased around the apartment, and being tickled when I’m with mom and dad. When I am playing by myself, I love playing with plastic hangers and anything that lights up and makes noise.

GQ: First thought in the morning?
James: Food!

GQ: What do you drive?
James: A pimped out blue BMW.

GQ: Favorite Movies?
James: I love ‘Finding Nemo’.

GQ: Favorite type of music?
James: Anything my mom listens to. She has great taste in music.

GQ: Hobbies?
James: I have quite a few. I enjoy crawling around. Lately I’ve been trying to stand without holding on to anything or anyone. I’ve been doing pretty well and have been able to stand for a few seconds before I fall on my bottom. I’m currently learning to clap. I also love chewing [and drooling] on anything I can get my hands on – I have five teeth now and am working on number six.

GQ: Do you get along with your parents?
James: Most of the time. I actually spend all day with my mom. She is pretty cool. We tend to argue when she doesn’t let me get my way. For example, I think it’s totally okay when I pull her hair out but for some reason she really doesn’t like it. The same goes for when I try to pull things out of the cabinets. I love her but she needs to relax a bit and not be so uptight about those things. As for my dad, he is my hero.

GQ: Favorite song at the moment?
James: It was ‘Single Ladies’ by Beyonce but now I’m really enjoying Adele’s ‘Chasing Pavements’ and ‘You are My Sunshine’ which my mom sings to me.

GQ: Craziest or Silliest Person You Know?
James: My mom. Hands down. She is always doing the craziest things to make me laugh.

GQ: We heard you have someone special in your life? Is this true?
James: It’s very true. Her name is Sarah and I’m going to marry her some day. She is seven years older than me but I’ve never been so in love. I just need to work on her dad. We get along well enough but I don’t think he is too keen on his daughter dating at her young age.

GQ: Do you think there will be a wedding any time soon?
James: WOAH. I said some day. Like when I am 30 and old. I still have my whole youth ahead of me. Besides, I’m currently jobless, without much of an education, and living with my parents.

GQ: If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be?
James: I would like to cure cancer and HIV/AIDS, become president of the United States, and a drummer for a famous band like Coldplay.

GQ: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
James: Probably in 10th grade with a full ride scholarship to an Ivy League in the works. Only time will tell though.

GQ: Overall, what is your favorite part about being a baby?
James: It’s hard to pick just one thing. I love it all. If I have to pick I would say I love the attention I get from everyone. Everyone loves me and I get spoiled because of it. This is the life.